'Tanmay, is that you?' Netizens poke millionaire Bryan Johnson over Bollywood-driven cocky post
Age-obsessed and anti-aging millionaire Bryan Johnson is making waves on social media as he gears up for his much-anticipated India tour. Known for his unique obsession with reversing the aging process, Johnson recently caught the attention of Indian netizens with his quirky—and let’s be honest, downright bizarre—posts about nighttime erections.
Yes, you read that right. Nighttime erections.
Bollywood, banter, and bizarre posts
Ahead of his visit to promote his book and his "Don't Die" community (which focuses on outsmarting mortality), Johnson has been flooding X with India-centric content. One of his most talked-about posts includes a clip from the 1994 Bollywood song 'Khada Hai' from the film 'Andaz'. Known for its cheeky double entendre, Johnson used the song to talk about nighttime erections, which, according to him, are markers of vascular health and hormonal balance.
Netizens couldn’t resist jumping into the conversation and flooded the post with hilarious responses.
"Bryan Johnson tweeting a Bollywood song was not on my bingo card,” wrote one user.
“Alright, stop listening to Tanmay,” joked another, suggesting comedian Tanmay Bhat might be behind the shenanigans.
“His social media manager is Indian,” speculated one comment.
“Isko kaun idea de raha India me? Must be a 90s kid,” another user hilariously added.
From nighttime erections to Poonam Pandey
If that wasn’t enough, Johnson took his India-centric spree to the next level by tweeting about actor Poonam Pandey.
“Hello India. I have been told the only person who believes in ‘Don’t Die’ is Poonam Pandey. We are about to change that,” he tweeted, throwing in a “#MarnaMat” (Don’t Die) for good measure.
Bryan’s intense anti-aging routine
Behind all the quirky social media antics is a man who takes his anti-aging mission very seriously. Johnson’s daily routine includes waking up at 4:30 am, eating a meticulously planned plant-based diet, taking over 100 supplements a day, and exercising with military-like precision. He also invests millions annually in cutting-edge health monitoring and unique procedures—like plasma transfusions from his son—to “rejuvenate” his body.
India, brace yourself
Bryan Johnson is set to visit Mumbai from December 1-3 and Bangalore from December 4-6. While the purpose of his tour is to promote his community and philosophy, it’s clear he’s already winning over Indian audiences with his sense of humor and oddball charm.